A Limerick

[roy]

I sat and I thought to myself
Am I rich with spiritual wealth?
well I wrote a haiku,
which should count for a few
even though limericks were more how i felt.

[Sixties Relic]

There was an old relic who wrote
a limerick (just for a joke).
It didn't quite rhyme,
she ran out of time,
and...

[roy]

Tonite the liquor cabinet was stuck
due to humidity and unfortunate luck
we pulled and we pulled
and our strength overruled
and we celebrated by dancing all drunk

[Galco]

There once was a man from Delaware
Whose lim'ricks could not get him anywhere.
When asked why this was,
He replied "It's because
I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever possibly I can to get my point across even disobeying meter and rhyme scheme completely."

[Sixties Relic]

There was a young man called Jeffrey,
with a fondness for goofin' with bees.
He took a big stick,
poked, then ran away quick!
(I'm changing the subject, slightly...)